Poll Results

The biggest deliverable pizza fairytale, lol

1. Cerby,
2. CoolStoryBro,
3. MehicanFather

Him seeing a pair in hiss buddys car.

1. HeartIsAching

Him almost seeing a pair playing strip poker

1. HeartIsAching

Him ever being within 5 yards of a hot girl, 8 years ago.

1. HeartIsAching

His father not being mexican.

1. CoolStoryBro

Him not living with his mom.

1. CoolStoryBro,
2. HeartIsAching

Him pretending he's not a jew

1. CoolStoryBro,
2. MehicanFather

Himm thinking anyone actually gives a **** about his virginness.

1. basilandthyme,
2. HeartIsAching,
3. Love'sReject,
4. MehicanFather,
5. RipVanWinkleX

Saying he's more awesome than innocentma, lol

1. CoolStoryBro

Pretending to not kiss canadian ass.