The biggest deliverable pizza fairytale, lol
Him seeing a pair in hiss buddys car.
Him almost seeing a pair playing strip poker
Him ever being within 5 yards of a hot girl, 8 years ago.
His father not being mexican.
Him not living with his mom.
Him pretending he's not a jew
Himm thinking anyone actually gives a **** about his virginness.
Saying he's more awesome than innocentma, lol
Pretending to not kiss canadian ass.