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Hey,
I've recently got into a relationship for the first time and I'm loving it. The annoying thing is that even the slightest thing will cause me to get excited. Say if we're walking down the street and we start holding hands or something, I'll get an erection which is very embarrasing in public. Any advice?
ooo um cant really help there. as you probaly just found out we cant trust our penises for shit lol they always become erect at the worst times. say school while talking to a hot girl for example
Wow I'm glad girls don't have that problem :)
I've heard of guys 'controlling' themselves by thinking unsexy thoughts.. ie, something that turns you off. I have no idea if that really works though.
you'll grow out of it eventually.
lol actually what Tiay said is kinda true...when i was talking to a girl i liked, well i got a boner and i instantly decided to think about hillary clinton naked and it whent away :D
man I sometimes feel erections coming when I just talk to a girl and look into her eyes for a minute or so.
I don't know what it is, maybe because I'm inexperienced in the girl department lol
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Originally Posted by joe1234
Lol same here man, except as I have said in past posts. To me I think of thing's that will realy put a hault on it. Such as most commonly Chirs farley... very good acter... very good at makeing a boner go away. Lol.
But yeah that was for when I was younger like 14 - 15. Im surprised I got over it quick but I have noticed in posts usualy it starts to happen when you first start to experience relationships but after a while it will stop.
Dont worry, completly natural.
Firstly, it is completely natural. Secondly, there is something that you can do.
When you get a boner it can, indeed, be very embarrassing in public (it happened to me once because I was touching my girlfriend's ass in church... *sigh* back when I was Christian.....)
Simply take your hand, put it in your pocket, and grab it so that you push it upwards. I don't exactly know how to explain it so I made this JPEG image with paint to show you what I'm talking about:
[url]http://img142.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc209&image=18935_untitled.JPG[/url]
As you can see, your wang would be in red and tilted upwards so it would avoid making your pants look like it is a tent. On the other hand, if she pulls your shirt up...yeah...
w00t for paint images!
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Yes, it does for me. I think I made a thread about it a year or so back...Quote:
Originally Posted by Tiay
Yes you are such an artist!!! I have herd of guys doing this before... I have never though, I just do the whole think very unapealing thoughts to make it go away. Also different sitting positions can help to hide it (use the legs!).Quote:
Originally Posted by Zarathu
I could've taken a picture of myself doing it but that would be child pornography... :D I'm so innocent...
By the way, sitting down (in the typical position) makes me so hard it feels like it's about to explode. I do not suggest this.
Thanks for all your help and advice. I feel much better about my situation now! :nerd: