funny poem

Roses are red, Violets are blue
Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
Not in cage but laughing at you.


Twinkle Twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.


The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you?


I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
Then ~
I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack


God saw me hungry, he created pizza .
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi
He saw me in dark, he created light
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.


When ur life is in darkness pray to God
Ask Him to free u from darkness
And if after you pray
And you're still in darkness,
Please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL!

so simple and a bit funny!

LOL, very cute one there pinkpuca

good poem, not very funny 4 me though lol