Both wrong. Firstly, just because you're "average" doesn't mean you can't improve. Average looking just means you need to change your style a bit, maybe a change to the way you do your hair, shave (or don't), etc are things you can look at changing for almost no money. For your average body, they opened these buildings called gyms several years back that allow you average bodied folks to improve those bodies. And as for your "average" sense of humour, well, thats all just open to interpretation.
As for more men than women, last I read, it was the other way around.
This thread is based on assumptions and bad facts.