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My six pack is not coming along at all. I keep eating.
I work in the same building as her. She is really smart and friendly and not at all like all other women in the world. I have decided that one day I want her to have my babies.
Oh wow - wait, thats right, she'd never go out with me because I am a stupid smelly, boring tired loser.
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What are you doing? You already know what you lack so why not work on it? You wont get all woman with your sexy abs. You have to work on the other department as well.:)
You might want to shower before informing her that you've singled her out for reproductive services. :)
Just spread a rumor around that you have a huge dick.
Tell her to reach into your pants there's a surprise for her in there.
Ask her if she can help you move something. 10cc of sperm about six inches.
This is smackie's type ;-) how 'bout a Loveforum hookup guys? :-)Quote:
Originally Posted by BoredGeorge [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
The only type of six pack I like is the six pack of beer that's in my fridge.
I don't have a six-pack. I've got a keg.
Kegger! Kegger! Kegger!
I don't really care for six-pack abs, either. Give me a man who enjoys eating now and again, and I'll show you a woman who knows that what is pleasing to the touch isn't necessarily the same thing as what is pleasing to the eye.