So, in this thread we learned how to please our man:
but what did HE learn? Here are my Top 5 ways of keeping your girl happy:
1. Focus: She is the only woman in the world. Got it? Good.
2. Shiny stuff: You must provide lots and lots of shiny stuff for her. For some girls, the shiny stuff has to be computer hardware. For some, it's art. For some, it's actually jewelry. Figure out what she wants and give it to her.
3. Pick up your effing dirty socks: You have no idea how far this will get you. Clean habits and personal hygiene are crucial if you want to date someone high up on the food chain.
4. Bring home the bacon. Or the falafel. Or whatever. She doesn't want to support your lazy ass, so get out there and get a job.
5. **** like an animal, eat like a gentleman, not the other way around.