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it's so amazing.
i compare it to the earth and water. without water the earth would be very upset and cause a lot of problems, and vice versa.
i'd tell you what made me think of this but it's kinda personal and embarrassing lol.
but what an amazing phenomenon it is.
You wanna hear embarassing?? When I was a baby some asshole with a scalpel cut off a good chunk of my dickQuote:
Originally Posted by misombra [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Poor BastardQuote:
Originally Posted by DoesntMatter [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Im guessing you drink heavily:sad2:
I am earth and you are waterQuote:
Originally Posted by misombra [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
So let's complete each other
or something
it's a good thing that you can still date a midget.Quote:
Originally Posted by DoesntMatter [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
raverboy
I dare you to use that as a pickup line. Only works on 'Sombra.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mishanya [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
lol you wish that bullshit worked on me. maybe it would work on me if you actually understood what i'm saying.
ooh, I like embarrassing stories!
okay i'll pm you...
it's really not that embarassing. i just don't want to tell these guys cause i'll never hear the end of it...
Good, then you'll like this oneQuote:
Originally Posted by vashti [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
I was taking the late bus home after a long day in the lab, when I happened to notice this cute red-headed girl sitting lonesomely by herself. I eyed her up and liked what I saw. Before long, I started massaging myself behind the large beige overcoat I wore. Immediately I lost myself in a masturbatory session, and the huge throbbing purple-headed monster spit out everywhere onto the unsuspecting girl
Horrified, and embarassed, I grabbed the rope and ran off the bus
*fake story for all you dumbasses out there
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Originally Posted by DoesntMatter [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Must've been the wrong chunk :horror:
Length wasn't suppose to be affected... right?
By making mud??Quote:
Originally Posted by Mishanya [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
The best kind of mud. The one you can throw.Quote:
Originally Posted by IndiReloaded [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]