Maybe I'm just not a fun guy...
My messages probably suck and are totally prudish. I don't know how to send messages to these girls that don't treat them in such dignified manners; I don't know how to joke around with them. I'd use pickup lines but then when I have to resort to original material, it's going to be painfully obvious that I didn't write the preceding message(s). I'm less worried about in person but at this rate, there's NEVER going to be an in-person..
I once had the ability to send messages, including text...with only one girl ever. 5 years ago.