Sometimes I see these chicks with the hottest asses, and all I can think is how much I wanna put my dick in 'em.
Then I feel a bit guilty 'cause I'm not thinking about putting my dick up my girlfriend's ass.
A man's life is a hard life.
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Sometimes I see these chicks with the hottest asses, and all I can think is how much I wanna put my dick in 'em.
Then I feel a bit guilty 'cause I'm not thinking about putting my dick up my girlfriend's ass.
A man's life is a hard life.
"I almost felt guilty once....
But she woke up half-way through!
Giggity giggity!"
- Quagmire, Family Guy
"He's Quagmire, Quagmire, you never really know what, he's gonna do next! He's Quagmire! Quagmire! Giggity giggity giggity giggity, let's have sex!"
- Family Guy
Dude, from time to time I will see a completely gorgeous ass. But I don't have a girlfriend, and it's okay for me to be a horny animal.
When you have a girlfriend, asses are like pieces of artwork in a museum; you can look, but do not touch. Plus, I will bet that many women do the same thing about guy's asses (minus the dick part) and whatever they like about guys (probably muscles and face)
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Originally Posted by Frasbee [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Same thing here.
Has anyone ever smacked the ass of some stranger chick?
When my cousin was working as a bouncer at a nightclub, he had to throw some girl out, and he gave her a slap on the ass while he threw her out the door. The bouncer at the door said she was trying to get in the rest of the night, lol
Why would I do that? I am still waiting to be kissed by a stranger chick.
I find that disrespectful.Quote:
Originally Posted by DoesntMatter [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
lmao Cain ;)
I was riding my bike the other day with my girlfriend at the park, as a means to exercise. Anyway, making my way around the track I saw this girl wearing white pants that had the most gorgeous ass I've seen in months, and I shook up the rest of my day. I couldn't stop thinking about that ass.
It still pains me!
I know it's simpler than it seems, but masturbate.
I've always been more of an ass guy than a boobs guy... and walking through my college I'll see a girl with just a smoking hot ass... and I get sad... only because I see a hot ass in front of me and the hot ass I can touch is 4 hours away.Quote:
Originally Posted by Frasbee [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
I can't masturbate without porn and I told my gf I wouldn't look at it because she really doesn't like it.Quote:
Originally Posted by anachronistic [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
You can't get off without pron? My friend, I pity you.
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you're interesting but who cares when you have a tremendous ass!
That's a lame excuse. But I was addicted to porn too. I gained control over it though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cain [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]