What Quotes Have Gotten You Places or Dumped?

I remember watching one of the last episodes of MASH (great show by the way) when Hawkeye went off about something and I believe I twisted his quote a little bit. Anywho, I was so frustrated with a girl that I had liked who was being taken advantage of and something like this came out:

"I can take the blame, I can take the cake, I can take 5, I can take the subway, I can take two and call you in the morning, but I cannot, and I repeat cannot take seeing you being taken advantage of."

Needless to say she broke up with him. I hate stealing people's quotes, but it was on my mind at the time. What crazy things have you said to the people you love?

Hmm. I don't think I've ever done that.