Unfortunately I do not speak German. Not fluently, nor enough to say I know it a little bit. I DO however love the language (Germany also being my favourite country outside my own: Australia) and I know a few words here and there. I pick up words through the pocket dictionary by this computer, all the German Industrial Metal I listen to, my love of German war history and the list goes on. I like German women too, not that I've ever met one. Also I have this strange - some may call it, fetish - to write "crude" and arousing things or love poems in German and think about saying it to the girl I like or just pasting it into my msn name and hope that this girl I like will translate it for herself someday (her father is German too so I hope that helps).
It pains me to say it, but I use google translate for my German - heresy I know, but such is life, I'd love to speak it fluently