Jesus Christ!! Here"s a stupid one, Is my Ass to big for these pants?"
answer: Your ass is to big to fit thru the door you stupid wench!
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Jesus Christ!! Here"s a stupid one, Is my Ass to big for these pants?"
answer: Your ass is to big to fit thru the door you stupid wench!
"Kids will do anything for attention these days"
My favorite: "Is my boyfriend a jerk?" Then this story about the World's Biggest *******.
The answer is yes. Yes, he is.
My favorite (in reverse) is: "Does size really matter?"...
LOL! Apparently, ass size is really important to this guy.Quote:
Originally Posted by shh!
Things like that are often of hyper-importance when you aren't getting any. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Gigabitch
Well if your Shamoo I don't see how you could fit into pants.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shamoo
"It's not the length it's the girth"
Maybe Shamoo should have told her that her ass was girthy, not fat.
"So, what are you doing with your life?"
"Wen do you plan to get married?"
"How much school do you have left?"
I hate all those above and probably a sheit load I am missing in this category, I cant stand it when they ask me questions like these when I FIRST meet them. It is none of their fawking business how my life is going.
OV, you're very edgy for a guy who just got laid.
That's because it didn't go where he wanted.
Meh, it was a week ago. I just answered the threads questions.Quote:
Originally Posted by clynn
So what did you do it in her apartment that she shares with her boyfriend?
It was her apartment, she never shared it with him. We did it at my home though.Quote:
Originally Posted by clynn