favorite swear word

what is your favorite swear word? a swear word that you call your boss or someone you don't like perhaps. or one you just say when you are pissed off. mine would be **********!!!

Lol, it got filtered on my screen, which is weird because I see **** quite a bit uncensored. I tend to make up new swears on the spot which usually result in....interesting combinations of words and phrases. Hard to pick a favorite.

I cut down a lot on my swearing because of having a young child that is still learning to talk. But even though it's not really swearing I sometimes use the term "dick skinners" for hands when talking to my bf.

I used to say **** a lot but I don't now.

I swear some on the internet, but not so much in real conversation. However, I have a very expressive face, so people can often tell what I am thinking without having to say much. Here is what I am sometimes thinking:

for females: insipid trollop
for males: lump of foul deformity (yeah - I stole it from Shakespeare's King Richard)

hijo de la gran chingada maldita puta .

mines would be ****ing b*tch ass c*nt sh*thead muther f*cker. does that help??

raverboy

Great book: "The Anatomy of Swearing." Ashley Montagu. [url]http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0812217640/104-6813866-6668748?v=glance[/url]

(Check out the titles under "Cuastomers who bought this book also bought..." There's an hilarious title there.)

I was actually suprised to hear from a close friend the other day that I use the word "ass.hole" a lot more than the average person. I didn't realize that. I say **** a lot around my trashier friends....they just bring it out of me. Such a vile habit, and not lady like at all.

Some of my favouties

You Mother of ***** sucking ****

***** the ass from **** ***** puke

Get the ******** and **** your own *****!

***** ****** you ****

You ******

I'm always on the lookout for an opportunity to use the phrase "liquid shit."

I always enjoy an opportunity to throw a "and the horse you rode in on" to the tail-end of my sentence.

That's vivid, too, Zekk. Always got an image of a big horse's ass walking away on that one.