Cybog's Top 10 Dating tips (1-3)
#1. Actually get out of the house and look for someone to date.
Sitting at home playing video games, watching television, hiding in the dark or whining to an online community on a forum gets you no closer to finding a woman that you will date than if you had shot yourself in the face with a 12-guage.
Get off your lazy ass and get out of the house. I don't care WHERE you go. Look around. There are BILLIONS of women out there, everywhere you look. Guess what - Millions of them are single and looking for someone just like you are. But you aren't going to find them in your bathroom or kitchen just waiting for you to rescue them.
#2. Take a good look at your fat nasty self.
If you are ugly, fat, stupid, or lazy, chances are the opposite sex isn't going to find you the least bit attractive. Fat people the world over cry and complain that "the One" doesn't just fall into their laps. Guess what - It doesn't work like that.
Even if you are remotely unattractive you can get chicks. A guy as ugly as me still pulls ass, but that is only possible because I take care of myself. I don't let myself get gross or pimply or fat. I dress nice. I take care of my teeth and hair. You should too.
Let's face it. Some of us are born ugly and disgusting, but making excuses like "I am genetically fat!" is a load of horseshit unless you have some form of rare disease, which most of you don't. Get off of the couch and work out a few times a week. Ugly people still get laid and meet the opposite sex when they take care of themselves. I am living proof.
Think about the amount of time you do during the day doing absolute bullshit - Watching T.V. Surfing the internet. Playing video games - you get the idea. Now get rid of that shit and do 100 jumping jacks or go run a mile or 2. Eat less garbage and start trying to be healthy.
Greasy faced geeks with acne and a small bank account don't get chicks because they are greasy faced geeks. Think about it.
#3. Remove that golden pedestal you have placed every chick in your life.
I have said this a million times on the forums - Chicks fart and sweat and pick their noses and wipe their shit just like everyone else - They just don't let you see it.
Stop placing every single member of the opposite sex on this glorious pedestal from which they can never come down. Every girl or guy you have ever met has been scared or worried or happy or sad or...whatever. There isn't a human out there that hasn't felt pretty much the same way you have about things in their life at once point or another to some degree.
Just because you think that guy or girl is "The One" or "Perfect" - they aren't. Stop building up the opposite sex to be these perfect objects, because trust me - They aren't.
