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I swear, I can move an object with just a simple thought of my mind. I can prove it too. I will use no hands. Preferable audience is female, Come by my home and I will show you how I raise my penis with a simple thought of the mind. The only prop I use is a magazine to enhance my ability powers.
Hmm, your penis is cut off? How else can it be proven? Muscles, you know.
But, are you so desperate? Gave up looking for virgins?
ov, are you drunk?
LOL!Quote:
Originally Posted by misombra
At first, I was disappointed - I came into this thread looking for a laugh, and thought I'd receive none - but boss lady delivers! ;D
Noooooooooooo......sort of.Quote:
Originally Posted by misombra
Bah, Muscles shmusclesQuote:
Originally Posted by boobaa
hahahaha, now this is funny sh*t.
raverboy
LOL, this is the first time I think I've read a post from OV that wasn't sarcastic, or argumentative!
but i'm sure you've seen many that are just plain weird, right?
very true RoseBud , this actuallty made me laugh , who knew OV could be this funny .
Only to the untrained eye. Funny thing is, I was kind of tipsy when I made this, not drunk but just tipsy, made me laugh harder when you called me drunk.Quote:
Originally Posted by misombra
I did.Quote:
Originally Posted by Late_vamp
Honestly in combination with a bit of alcohol and seeing a funny video of a telekentic "professional" sucking and being uncovered as a lier made me make this thread.
Uri Geller called himself a real mind over matter controller. He went on the tonight show to prove to the world. The producers swaped his items he brought for their own with out him knowing. As you watch this movie repeat only one word in your head...the word " FLOP" ....lol
[url]http://homepage.mac.com/onegoodmove/movies/carsongeller.html[/url]
Yes, as I think he just added another one! lol, oh well it's his birthday, I guess he's allowed too......today ONLY! :)Quote:
Originally Posted by misombra