Im just curious becouse i have herd of some funny things and some pretty messed up ones. Post your experiences. :D
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Im just curious becouse i have herd of some funny things and some pretty messed up ones. Post your experiences. :D
the notorious 'we would be better as friends'
or 'my life is crazy right now i dont have any time'
or the 'you deserve better than me so we cant go out anymore'
all those highschool classics used to this day.
seriously though i use the : ' i dont feel anyhting towards you sorry.'
'You are so beautiful i would never deserve you'
'im not good at this sort of thing[relationships]'
or the best. never tell the person you broke up, just assume they know and find yourself a new gf, and tell them about her
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Originally Posted by dangerous
LMFAO yes thats the best one so far i have seen that shit happen to my friends thats gotta suck so bad lol.
lol, wow that would suck. "And when did we break up again?"
I personally like and use
"Get the **** away from my face .......B*TCH!"
lol, i think that if you get that one then you did something bad :P .
Shut up and get out of my truck.
I told some guy who liked me I was Gaye once lol. Other than that I'm usually honest.
"**** You" said very loudly.
"I want to see other girls too" Is a bit cowardly but I've used it and it works.
lol ive herd of some of my female friends useing that to.Quote:
Originally Posted by Converse
Funny Stuff here,
Here's the one I got from my ex... "I still love you more than anything, and want to be with you, but I just can't right now"
Ahem... why?
Ahh, it's too bad. She was such a good **** too.
Lol, i love you alot but i cant be with you...... yeah. I just find relationships kinda funny becouse no one ever tells the truth of why there leaving. I would want my gf to tell me what it was, even if she said "your a horrible kisser... it isnt going to work" instead of some lame excuse lol. I find humans in general to be funny becouse we never say directly what we want.
People should just get a back bone and be honest! Funny though.