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Ok game is you post a fun fact about Chuck Norris but you may only post one fact and have to wait till atleast one other person posts something to post another. I think this should be fun becosue thers so many Chuck Norris jokes lol.
Ill go first.
The Easter Bunny does not hide Easter Eggs . . . the eggs are hiding from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once played Russian roulet with a fully loaded revolver...the revolver lost :D
Chuck Norris doesn’t file his taxes. When supposed to send in his forms, Chuck sends an 8×6 photograph of himself, poised to attack. Chuck Norris has never had to pay taxes.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
The only thing we have to fear is fear itself… The only thing fear has to fear is Chuck Norris.
It never rains when Chuck Noris is around, if it tried he would just roundhouse kick every single raindrop
The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type “Chuck Norris” into Google and hit “I’m Feeling Lucky!”.
Chuck Norris is superhuman :)