Can you beat my joke?

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Read this and try to beat by the more funniest joke ;)

35 People and an Irishman were in a 4 engine jumbo jet headingover the Pacific Ocean, Suddenly, a Message is announced,
”Ladies and Gentlemen Engine #2 has Died, We will be 30 mins late”
”Damn!” Said the Irishman,
10 mins later, ”I`m sorry people Engine #3 has died,We`ll be 1 hour late”
20 mins later,”Every one, engine # 4 has died,sorry, We`ll be 2 hours late”
Suddenly the Irish man speaks out,”Bloody hell, If the last engine goes we`ll be stuck up hereall day!!”

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I can beat that!!

Here goes. The original and always the funnist:

35 People and an Englishman were in a 4 engine jumbo jet headingover the Pacific Ocean, Suddenly, a Message is announced,
”Ladies and Gentlemen Engine #2 has Died, We will be 30 mins late”
”Damn!” Said the Englishman,
10 mins later, ”I`m sorry people Engine #3 has died,We`ll be 1 hour late”
20 mins later,”Every one, engine # 4 has died,sorry, We`ll be 2 hours late”
Suddenly the English man speaks out,”Bloody hell, If the last engine goes we`ll be stuck up hereall day!!”