Because King Z Asked...

and I deliver.

First Attempt:
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ZOMG i am satin!!11

I wish you guys could see this pic on my bud's phone. This doesn't do it justice. It's so evil it sends shivers down my spine.

Second Attempt:
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And here I am looking like a sane human being. Or at least about as sane as I can look.
Even this one is really crappy and distorted. It looks like I have a teardrop tattoo under my left eye. I need to get a real camera.

ugh.. i just sat on my ball sack.

why did you post a picture?

Yeah, there's some other thread floating around that I probably should have posted this to, but I'm a lazy son of a bitch.

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Originally Posted by Moogle [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

ugh.. i just sat on my ball sack.

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I feel your pain, man.

Sometimes when I'm wearin' jeans, and I shift a certain way I definitely crush my balls.

EDIT: You're good lookin'.

I wouldn't **** ya though.

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Originally Posted by Frasbee [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

EDIT: You're good lookin'.

I wouldn't **** ya though.

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In one fell swoop my dreams are crushed. You've turned me into an emo.