Edible lubricants

My GF and I love foreplay and were talking about using edible lubricants as a part of that. We're both agree anal is out, and she certainly doesn't need it "down there". The idea is to grease each other all over and have at it, (if you will pardon the quaint euphemisms).

The problem is when we were shopping online, all that seems to be available is pricey stuff in small quantities, mostly designed for penetration. She would prefer something flavored, but we ruled out stuff like chocolate syrup or whip cream because they are too sticky and messy. She doesn't like KY because it's too "clinical" and not flavored and not really indented for consumption, although it's non-toxic.

Does anybody have any suggestions for something that we could use, that although may not be intended for sex, works well for the purposes I described and commonly available?

If you're not going to use it anywhere near her crotch anyway, then I don't see the point of using flavoured lube. Heck use whipped cream or ice cream or jam or whatever the heck you want. Just DO NOT get any sugar or glucose or.. any sweet stuff, basically, into her crotch. Yeast infections aren't sexy.

There used to be a company that made flavored body paints. The idea was to paint your lover up and then lick the stuff off. I am not sure if the company is still around, but I'm certain there are others.

Have you considered getting off the computer and going to a sex shop? :surprised

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Originally Posted by Charlie Boy [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

Have you considered getting off the computer and going to a sex shop? :surprised

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More sex shops online than there are brick-and-mortar shops. But yes, I did, pretty much the same except a more limited selection. That wasn't my question anyway.

Kama Sutra Honey Dust. Yum.

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Originally Posted by Tiay [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

If you're not going to use it anywhere near her crotch anyway, then I don't see the point of using flavoured lube. Heck use whipped cream or ice cream or jam or whatever the heck you want. Just DO NOT get any sugar or glucose or.. any sweet stuff, basically, into her crotch. Yeast infections aren't sexy.

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Whipped cream, ice cream, jam, chocolate syrup are all very heavy in the sugar department, which you caution against. We would prefer something less messy and easier to wash off. Perhaps lubricant was the wrong word, edible body lotion may be more what we had in mind, but a search turned up the same results, all kinda pricey and in small quantities.

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Originally Posted by deepsea [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

Whipped cream, ice cream, jam, chocolate syrup are all very heavy in the sugar department, which you caution against.

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I recall her telling you specifically not to get it in her cunt.

I see you have a fine eye for detail.

Hey, look! A visit from the c-word!

Now watch everybody get all upset....

Settle down, people! It's just a word.

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Originally Posted by Gigabitch [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

Hey, look! A visit from the c-word!

Now watch everybody get all upset....

Settle down, people! It's just a word.

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A girl told me never to call a girl a cunt.

I didn't realize it was so offensive.

Then again, how would I when I call all my friends cunts anyway?

I call my friends twats. It's just a big love thing.

Twat.

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Originally Posted by Gigabitch [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

I call my friends twats. It's just a big love thing.

Twat.

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Well now Giga, isn't thats just a prickish thing to say.

Cunt.

Heh heh. Lurv you, Cranky-pants.

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Originally Posted by Frasbee [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

I recall her telling you specifically not to get it in her cunt.

I see you have a fine eye for detail.

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Well, gee, try to ask a question and get some info and all I get is a rash of shit from ignoramuses. I got better responses on Craigslist, I'm outa here.

Why do we get all the weak ones?

That's what I hate about loveforum, it attracts too few people like me.