Ahoy to the Loved & The Loveless...

Greetings to all who don't know me yet.
I hope to give out some eccentric advice as well as get some in return...
I have an odd sense of humor & a bad case of :P .

I am secretly plotting to take over the world through the Lingerie Industry with the help of my Neon Pink Hippo Ninjas...
Guess I can't call it a secret anymore...

Any who,my moto goes something like:"Taking over the world a dozen panties @ a time".

My biggest problem is the word love...

Check the hopeless help articles I will be posting later on to get my drift...

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Please post a pic of said Hippo Ninjas. I'm intrigued.

That sort of information is for client el only...
In other words,if you rent them out,all will be revealed.
The only fine print is they take Business class flights to their destinations & eat 8 - 16 times a day.These costs will of course be deferred to the renter.They resides in Cape Town, South Africa.Air fare could get pricey...