OV - you can rate your last wank.
Me: 7/10 - both of us were wasted so neither of us came. But apart from that it was a couple of hours of carnal, primitive, flesh-slapping fun. My girlfriend is so much fun in bed when she's drunk.
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OV - you can rate your last wank.
Me: 7/10 - both of us were wasted so neither of us came. But apart from that it was a couple of hours of carnal, primitive, flesh-slapping fun. My girlfriend is so much fun in bed when she's drunk.
Everyone is a comedian these days.Quote:
Originally Posted by Charlie Boy II [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Now, now OV don't feel like you can't contribute. We want to hear about your sexual experiences as well. Was it in the shower? Or a late-night, help-me-sleep kind of tug job. Did you lose hand lotion, vaselne, nothing? Were you thinking about the chick at the bakery with the massive cans? Or are you a celebrity man?
I reckon you would have gone for a hate-wank:
"Oh you're such a little whore, spreading your legs for any guy who gives you the time of day."
wank, wank, wank, wank,
"****ing little whore you are; you're not even hot. Look at you, you're all fat! Look at those thighs jiggle when you walk."
wank, wank, wank, wank ,wank, wank, wank, wank, wank, wank, wank ,wank, wank, wank, wank, wank, wank, wank ,wank, wank, wank,
Maybe if you didn't eat so much, the boys would like you, wouldn't they?
But you couldn't help yourself could you, you little pig? You make me sick!
wank, wank, wank, wank ,wank, wank, wank, wank, wank, wank, wank ,wank, wank, wank, wank, wank, wank, wank ,wank, wank, wank, wank, wank, wank, wank ,wank, wank, wank, wank, wank, wank, wank ,wank, wank, wank, wank, wank, wank, wank ,wank, wank, wank,
"ughhhhhhhhhhnnnnnnnnnnn!"
- Did I get it about right OV?
No offence O.V, but I Lol'd.
oh man that is jacked. lol. you freakin crack me up.Quote:
Originally Posted by Charlie Boy II [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]