A poem for the girls

I shave my legs, I sit down to pee.
And I can justify any shopping spree.
Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon.
I can get a massage without a hard-on.
I can balance the checkbook,
I can pump my own gas.
Can talk to my friends, about the size of my a**.
My beauty's a masterpiece, and yes, it takes long.
At least I can admit, to others when I'm wrong.
I don't drive in circles, at any cost.
And I don't have a problem, admitting I'm lost.
I never forget,an important date.
You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late.
I don't watch movies, with lots of gore.
Don't need instant replay, to remember the score.
I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch.
And just cause I'm assertive, Don't call me a b****.
Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her.
In your dreams, my dear, I can do better!
Flowers are okay, But jewelry's best.
Look at ME you idiot... Not at my chest????
I don't have a problem, With Expressing my feelings.
I know when you're lying,You look at the ceiling.
DON'T call me a GIRL, a BABE or a CHICK .
I am a WOMAN.
Get it?, you private!?!

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Thanks again i think

completely original............... NOT

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and if ithat khaled guy doesn't stop *spamming* everyone's poems i'm going to kick his ass.

Thanks......................

So it's not just mine then

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Originally Posted by Miss hotty [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

I don't drive in circles, at any cost.

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Why not? I love driving at night for no reason to enjoy the smell of the air, the feeling of a breeze, and enjoying a drive.

I loving going out with my EX in his car and not knowing where we are going it's fun and that is just poem not all of it is true

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Originally Posted by Miss hotty [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

not all of it is true

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Just like everything that comes out of a woman's mouth.

Hay not all women are the same

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Originally Posted by Miss hotty [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

Hay not all women are the same

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All humans are and we all lie. I don't mind someone lying to me personally as long as it is not a very serious issue. I am not much of a liar though.... probably why I always get in trouble... :P

I'm not a liar whenit comes to life i don't believe in it it's just wrong. But in a poem it's ok and plus when it's in a poem i don't think it is a lye it's just something that brings the poeming together

Thanks for the poem...its really excellent...can you prepare one more poem like this so that every one in this forum would enjoy...can you do it

I try and find one yes