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Dear Ladies,
If your ex, recently-dumped boyfriend toward whom you still harbored feelings sent you this song in an email:
[URL="http://www.monitorrecords.com/MP3/CassMcCombs-Hospital.mp3"]http://www.monitorrecords.com/MP3/CassMcCombs-Hospital.mp3[/URL]
(Listen.)
Would you be touched enough to serve him up one last, loving blowjob?
...
Well what if he sang it for you!?
Sincerely,
Donut
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Dude.
This must be a new low for you.
what's going on donut boy? when you were in high school girls weren't dumping you like this...
?
Yeah they were. Anyway did anyone listen to the song? This is kinnnnnd of important.
Please don't send her a song.
Dear God, please don't.
are you dressing funny or something?
are you acting like a jerk?
i just don't get it.
Donut you scare me, so I'm biased when I said: no, no last blowjob, loving or otherwise
I bet you shallow c-nts didn't even listen to the song.
I definitely didn't.
I bring beauty to the world every goddamn day and all I ask for in return is a lousy bj, but nooooo. Story of my life. And isn't this the "Ask a Lady" forum? Give me some time alone with the girls guys. You can clean up when I'm through with em.
I've listened to your song Donut, but I can't tell you what this other girl will do.
If I was still emotionally bound to my ex and he sent me that, yes, I'd probably fall for it, I admit :P
I'd probably regret it later because it would put me in even more of an emotional wreck AND I'd feel used for his sexual plessure when I find out that's all he wanted.
Objectively speaking, it's best for both people to make a clean break without all the post-relationship crap that makes everything even messier. But hey, it's up to you.
You stupid bitc-
Wait WHAT!? You would fall for it? Oh damn...
I knew it! <embed... html
Can you post the lyrics? I couldn't open it. I think I have some sort of blocking software...
vash- Right click link, choose "Save Link As...", save it to your Desktop, enjoy
I think you should use that new "Last Request" song from Paolo Nutini instead.
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFrKBrlZYPY"]YouTube - Paolo Nutini - Last Request (Video)[/ame]