LF party!!

welcome welcome to my public party.. since none of you will make it to hawaii this year i'm throwing my own online forum party... sit back, takes your shoes and/or clothes off and have a drink. for this evening i, illusional, will be your host, but that's only a temporary thing as this is a party where there will be a lot of alcohol and with that... there always comes fun and exciting things that should and not not be remembered.

*opens the door and welcomes everyone..*

come inside come inside and i'll pour you something to drink, preferable something strong. or if you have another vice, that can also be arranged.

raverboy

what's up raverboy!!! fix me up a nice shot of tequila please!

whoa.. welcome to my humble abode... in my house you will find everything, (yes i did say everything) that you need.

two shots of patron coming right up. chilled of course because i gotta show you my shaking skills.

raverboy

Strippers!! Where are the strippers Illussional>!!?

*Comes in*
*Takes off shoes*
*Hands Illusional Coat*

Whoo! Party, I LOVE PARTIES!
I'll take a Sex on the Beach please, Mr. Bartender.

WAHOO PARTY!!! Ive brought the SOMAS!

Hmm what kind of drink shall I have?? NO J.D.

Im ready to have some real fun! What happens at Ravers...stays at Ravers!;)

Don't worry, Squirrley. I'll hold your hair out of your face when you start hoarking because you mixed alcohol with muscle relaxants.

He, 'sombra! Hey raver! I brought a bottle of Makers Mark. Brown liquor makes me naughty.

Damn- who gave booze to those two teenagers over there watching the porn on raver's computer?

:D thanks Giga...I might just need that after one drink!

Raver-I thought I borrowed that porn?

so what are we gonna do to the person who passes out first?

:evil: youre so evil Misombra, I love it! too cheezy to put shaving cream in their hands,hmm let me ponder this one...make sure Im not the first one to go either!

That depends on whether or not it's bohemiandonut.

i'll just have a couple shots of straight captain.

*opens up his liquor cabinet*

now that more people has arrived, it's finally time to get the party started.

and don't worry about the strippers.. they are on their way. we have to get liquored up first. speaking of which, i'm wondering which girl from LA is going to get naked first, i wouldn't mind seeing some tits too.

and for the porn, don't worry squirts, there's more than enough to go around for all the children that come to my party. i've got a special one that you can take home to kyle.

now who ordered the sex on the beach?? i made this one extra strong.

raverboy

:D Wahoo havent seen a good porn in awhile! Kyle thanks you too!

I need another one already! Someone pass the wine!

oh hey its my Birthday today, so bring it on! I need a few extra shots!! ;)