"Little Secret" Revealed, Very Embarrassing
I've been working up the courage to write this for a couple of weeks now, but here goes. We're a 50+ couple. We attended a social event a while back with about 50-60 people. As part of the festivities, one of the other men donned one of those big padded sumo wrestler costumes and asked for a challenger to contest him. I volunteered, not knowing that I would be handed a "singlet", which is the skin-tight outfit worn by high school and college wrestlers. I was being cheered on loudly, so I went and got into the tights. This is where it gets embarrassing. As you may know, these uniforms show every detail of the wearer's anatomy. But in my case, it was especially embarrassing because my penis is very short, normally staying retracted totally inside my abdomen. The singlet clearly revealed this fact as well as outlining the rest of my family jewels. I have a sense of humor about it and my wife and I joke about this sometimes, but it's just us. I looked at myself in the mirror and called to my wife's attention the fact that I was not very well hidden. She said it was too late to back out and that nobody would pay that much attention, anyway. I reluctantly emerged and did the wrestling routine to everyone's enjoyment. I asked my wife afterward if she heard any jokes made about it, which she said she did not but had no idea what was discussed among friends later. Now, I'm embarrassed to be around any of the women who were there because they saw me in the tights. My question to females is what would you think about this? It's not possible that nobody noticed, as every detail was clearly obvious. Would you crack jokes about it to friends? To your husband? I'm just wondering what is likely to be being said among friends who were there.
