I just got back from the dentist

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23-12-08, 11:45 PM
DoesntMatter

I just got back from the dentist

And one of the dental hygenists made me feel like I was in middle school again. It was almost too much. She was probably only a year or two older than me and looked exactly like my ideal of a girlfriend. She had light green eyes and blonde hair and looked so amazingly cute and warm (yet at the same time I strongly suspect she likes to partake in crazy parties). And she was cleaning my teeth! LOL! It was so crazy that this peson was just a foot above my face looking down at me, I lost all muscle tonus at first because it was like a dream or something, and then my entire BODY later went stiff because of how amazing it seemed

Now, all I can think of is her. I know it won't last long because I haven't had an infatuation last more than a few days since early high school, but still. I got to realize something amazing: What it must be like to be so close to someone (face to face) when you feel that certain way. Ahhhhh will I look forward to that!!

Just the small things like that so many people in relationships probably overlook. It will be so amazing if something as silly as having my teeth cleaned by a ridiculously cute dental hygenist could do that to me
24-12-08, 12:13 AM
Indignant

I totally know how that feels. My dentist is armenian, dark haired blue eyed, and everytime he touches me i feel a bolt of energy going through my whole body. I had a root canal last week and enjoyed the whole procedure too much.
24-12-08, 07:00 AM
1averagejoe

Man that feeling sucks and feels good at the same time. But sucks more because you know it isn't going to happen.
24-12-08, 07:10 AM
Junket

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Originally Posted by Indignant [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

I totally know how that feels. My dentist is armenian, dark haired blue eyed, and everytime he touches me i feel a bolt of energy going through my whole body. I had a root canal last week and enjoyed the whole procedure too much.

I think I have the urge to f*ck you, simply because you're absolutely raw and honest about your urges.
24-12-08, 07:20 AM
Indignant

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I think I have the urge to f*ck you, simply because you're absolutely raw and honest about your urges.

I am not one to deny human urges, i don't get females who pretend not to have them, you know what i mean.
24-12-08, 07:26 AM
1averagejoe

I'm closer to her!

Indig are you of the cougar age?
24-12-08, 07:30 AM
Indignant

would 31 be considered a cougar age?
24-12-08, 08:08 AM
1averagejoe

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would 31 be considered a cougar age?

Works for me...
24-12-08, 08:24 AM
Charlie Boy II

I did yoga the other week and the instructor was so hot it messed with my mind the whole session. She had the tiniest black shorts on , and a tight singlet and that's it. Seeing her in all those positions....
24-12-08, 08:53 AM
Junket

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I did yoga the other week and the instructor was so hot it messed with my mind the whole session. She had the tiniest black shorts on , and a tight singlet and that's it. Seeing her in all those positions....

It's f*cking torture.

There's this hot ass runner that runs by job site every morning.

She's f*ckin' fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.

I just wanna put it in her a few times, and I'd be good.

Really.

Once, at least.
24-12-08, 08:57 AM
Charlie Boy II

Man you should see the beachfront when I go for surfs after work. It's just a parade of women jogging past in their tiny shorts and their leggings. All bouncing along toning their backsides and getting the last of the evening sun. It does your head in.
24-12-08, 09:19 AM
IndiReloaded

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Originally Posted by 1averagejoe [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

I'm closer to her!

Indig are you of the cougar age?

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Originally Posted by Indignant [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

would 31 be considered a cougar age?

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Originally Posted by 1averagejoe [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

Works for me...

LOL!

Indig you are too young to be a cougar, IMO. And to be married 3 times, geezus, you should post your story sometime. That's hella lot of experience for someone so young.

Unless, of course, that '31' is slang for 45 but not saying. ;)
26-12-08, 10:19 AM
misombra

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