People, people, please.
Stop posting in troll-ish threads. If you want posters like elle to go away, stop engaging them and encouraging them.
We mods will ban spammers immediately and will edit inappropriate sig links and avatars, but we can't protect you from idiots. Only you can protect yourself from idiots. How? By ignoring them.
So please stop bumping elle's badly spelled, font-enhanced, rainbow-colored threads.