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ok... Gentlemen and Ladies... This class is about those little things and how to handle them... like!
- disposing of the condom
- what questions NOT to ask
- things not to say while in the heat of the moment...
Ok .. Lets hear them! What are some of those stupid questions ladies!
[QUOTE=jane]- things not to say while in the heat of the moment...
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"you're so much better than my last girl friend"
ah.........a ya
Oh Miss Jane-lets see so this is the DONTS in bed uh? While youre doing your hottie?
The DONTS: When I say I want to undress you: ****ING LET ME ALREADY!
you mean there's a guy out there that won't LET you do that Squirrel?
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Originally Posted by Breezy18
Or..."your sister always liked it when I did that"
This is my personal favorite line i heard in bed once...
" um, is it ok if I watch while I **** you and not look into your eyes... you wont get upset will you?" ...
.. WTF?? what the hell is that supposed to mean, I was so confused that it completely took me out of the mood .. quickly.
OMG Iron. Yeah, no mentioning ex's OR family members.
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Originally Posted by jane
What was he watching exactly? Like, TV?
Or does he have a mirror on his headboard, like mine? ;)
I can't even imagine that someone would actually say something THAT darn stupid.
What the hell is that about Jane? Thats just nuts girl! I'll look into your eyes baby! :D
Dont ignore my tits either-they are there too ya know! HELLO bite them, twist them, kiss them, do anything...they like attention too :lol:
I just assumed he meant watching the stuff down below as opposed to looking you in the eye...
How about the BEST thing someone has every said to you after sex?
I slept with a woman for the first time (we ended up dating for over a year), and immediatly afterwards, she says
"I've got to get up early. You need to leave."
YES!!! The words every man longs to hear (and usually wants to say) after sex. Get the hell out!
Honest to god, I even TOLD her "that's be best thing anyone has ever said to me after sex"
lol.. yeah he had a mirror.. this guy was such a cool guy too.. and really hot but he openned his mouth...
Rule 1. SPeak when spoken to in bed..otherwise... SHUT UP and pay attention. lol
Oh Miss Jane Ive got a good one:
DONT shoot cum in my eye and leave me there and have this expression on your face like you just hit the ****ing bullseye~ :mad:
Holy hell Squirrel! Where do you cum up with these? lol