Hey, Loveforum:

It has been several days since I registered, so here's a belated but sincere "Hi, I'm really happy to be here."

And "Thanks," too...

For all the good common-sense and sometimes even wise and witty words you put here for me to read. Your collected works kept me so interested during the last couple of weeks I didn't think to post anything of my own.

Which is a good thing.

Because when I found this forum I was in one Hell of a lot of pain, which I planned to rid myself of by throwing it right back at you, because it's obviously all your fault, and don't hand me that crap, of course it's your fault. I mean, you're not trying to blame any of this on me are you? Yeah, sure, blame the victim. Assholes.

Short version: I was a preternaturally obnoxious troll, looking for a bridge to hide under. You'd have banned me forever after my first post. I'd have deserved it, too.

But I feel much better now.

Thanks for asking.

And thanks again for all the help, even if you didn't know you were giving it. I hope to repay a little of your kindness, sooner or later, maybe, if I can. In the meantime, I'll just keep on lurking here, if you don't mind. I mean, don't let it make you feel uncomfortable, me skulking around in the background like this. Go on with what you were doing. Don't mind me; I'm used to being ignored. You're not going to hurt my feelings...

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(I'm so miserable...)


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(Damn!)

Erm... I don't get what you're saying...

Yeah, that's the problem:
I don't get it, either...

Hey chump,

welcome to LF ;)