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These things are totally innocent, try to guess them from the clues and offer your own ones :D
1. You grope me in the dark
You put your hand in your pocket and fiddle with me
I only work in the right hole
2. I'm white and gooey
I'm sticky when i'm hot
You can eat me
3. I start witha a C
I end with a T
I'm another word for a pussy
Lets see just how all dirty all your minds are :evil:
1-key
2-rice pudding
3-cat
what I really thought
1-tities
2-jizz
3-cunt
I thought 2 was a marshmallow.
Could be anything really!
haha :P it was keys, marshmellow and cat. Love your initial thoughts girl :D
1. You'll need me for screwing
When i penetrate i'm boring
I can sometimes get stuck in a hole
2. the more you pull me the faster you go
You have to get me wet before i'll work for you
Long even pulls work best
Post pics of closeup photos of common objects. Those are fun to guess.
I'm going to deviate slightly and post my favorite riddle. I think I posted it before, but screw it. See if you can figure it out!
"What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?"
I got that immediately. It happened twice then too. ;)
^^ ....the letter m
1. a drillQuote:
Originally Posted by Pietomb [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
2. a lawnmower
Well, you can't say it can never come in a thousand years cuz it can come in a millenium.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gribble [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
I have no Idea??? what is it?
ohhh wait I must read! lol
haha number 2 could also be glue.. it just depends on your age and how much of it you've already sniffed.
raverboy
Some dirty object there..