post 'em if you got 'em. Here are some that I've come across.
Bose Acoustimass 5 - Speaker System
"I can't believe I bought this piece of crap. I thought Bose was good by their reputation. I bought this system and called a couple of friends to show it off. My friend Carl called me over and put on some music on his home built system. I was totally blown away. He put on Genesis "The Lamb" And my hair stood up. The detail, the highs the lows, he poured me a glass of single malt and it danced off the table. Like my $1,000 Bose system could do this? Not! He put on some organ music and I seriously thought the building was going to come down on us. He laughed like a mad scientist. My $1.200.00 Bose system sounds like a toy compared to this. Tinny, no midrange, deep bass or high trebles. I'm either taking it back or selling it on eBay. Carl says he will build me a decent system in his cabinet shop. Sometimes one needs a good short, sharp shock. Oh yeah, listening to Pink Floyd on Carl's system is like dropping acid and he says he can put one together for me for under $1,000.00. Everyone should have a friend Carl and everyone should avoid Bose."
Ergopharm Clearshot Review (a pre-workout supplement)
"I have never in my life experienced something that builds so fast, so rapidly, and so much. What do I mean? Well let me explain it like this. It starts coming like a speeding run-away freight train- That is far, far away. You know something is coming at you but you don't know what, when, or exactly how far away it is. You begin to hear it in the distance about 2 minutes after finishing the bottle. The next minute you hear and sense it far in the distance ... but you know it is closing on you fast. Then the ground starts to rumble a bit... and your mental focus improves just enough.. to realize you are standing directly on the train track. Now your worried- and you should be. Around the corner of the mountain the it comes... now it is speeding up... downhill... Your stuck right in the middle of the railroad tracks... and the ground is pounding now.. You know there is no turning back now. Something is coming. It's the Apple. First you respect it- then you begin to fear it- it is is not even here yet. Just one of those life experiences where your instinct let's you know before it fully happens. When the fear sets in you being to Pray. You Pray to GOD .. ask him for help when you realize what is about to happen. He answers your prayers- But not the answer you want to hear. GOD says to you "I can not help you now... It's too late. The Apple is coming! " You have a full and complete understanding that.. You can not stop it- is is by definition unstoppable."
Then ...BOOM! The apple comes. You smile for no reason. You feel great. The energy is excessive. Your smarter than you ever have been in your whole life. Happier. And nothing in this world can stop you. You are now experiencing an unmatched zone type mental focus,- that you have never experienced before. Focus like a Catholic priest on a schoolboy. Alertness - This stuff allows one to perform the most mundane of work with the tenacity of a teenage guy working over his cougar of a teacher. In the gym you see nothing that distracts. No other people. No other machines. All you see is you.. and the weight. You have a new mental state in the gym. Some things just become clear- things you have never seen before. The unimportant becomes invisible as not to distract. You realize for the first time- today and for the rest of your life, never again will you let the weight know you are scared of it. Perhaps in the past you have done that- when your tired, or distracted, or sick. But today is a new day. The Apple has come. Being tired does not matter. Headaches do not matter. Illness does not matter. Every excuse you ever had becomes irrelevant the second you drink a Clearshot. You are no longer afraid. It's the weight's turn to be scared. Even heavy ass weight is worried what your gonna do to it."
