Know what's really irritating?!
I broke my ankle two weeks ago and it is impossible for me to masturbate with a cast on. :tough:
First of all I dont dare to turn any porn on because I know if my brother or boyfriend came home I couldnt hobble across the room on crutches fast enough to turn it off.
Then even if I do get something started I cannot cum without pointing my toes! Dont ask me why!
Cherry on top, my boyfriend hasnt been very inclined to have sex with me since this accident because im broken and he has a foot fetish and a bruised swollen casted foot isnt much of a turn on, but this morning I started some foreplay, buttered him up for a good hour, then I slid a condom on him and got on top. Seriously lasted less than five minutes.
He told me since the condom was on I could go a little extra and I tried but he had that "Im finished! time for tv!" look in his eye.
I used to have sex or at least masturbate every other day.. It has been two weeks that Ive had to go without cumming and I am frustrated as all hell and feel unattractive. Fu(k rollerblading I am never breaking another bone ever again :'(