Heyyyy

Hey guys and girls,

I'm kinda new here, I do have a tragic story like most others my mother was a crack addict and my dad owned the local corner shop, I managed to break the vicious triangle of prostitution by saving up money to move to Uganda for rigorous self defense methods, these consisted of kicking palm trees with my shins just to make them stronger and hunting wild zebra for endurance.

I've had a few bad relationships in my time, my last partner (Rory) was actually addicted to a drug known as RS, the effects were clearly visible as he constantly hit me for not making him sandwiches while he was doing his "clan war" stuff, I didn't really get involved with that kind of stuff I just assumed the position and took it, until i smashed a bottle of WKD on his head, I got 16 years in prison for that, but I regret nothing.

So what can YOU do for me? Well I registered on this site after Alex, (My best friend, shame he's gay or totally would.) found his boyfriend on her and constantly gets advise from you lovely bunch, so i encourage you all to come talk to me, I'm a nice enough person once you get to know me my MSN is [email]Tesh00754@hotmail.co.uk[/email]. Plz plz plz add it, I'm sure you all will but PLEASE.

Lots of love, Tesha