heres 1 i would never say "i like that shirt it looks good on u it would look better on my floor" right off the bat that is maybe if we were really drunk maybe tho
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heres 1 i would never say "i like that shirt it looks good on u it would look better on my floor" right off the bat that is maybe if we were really drunk maybe tho
"you smell bad"
I would say it to one of my friends loudly and hope they hear it...then expect them to do something about it.
"wow! that is H-U-G-E!!!" *points at her breast*
Say it with wide opened eyes to add spice XP
lmao i would get slaped sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hard i think i would have a concussion or however u spell it
p.s. your avatar is soooooooooooooo cute!!!!!!!(kanzaki)
My bud was drunk and walked up to a girl...real nice, christian girl by the way....good kid, and my bud has never talked to her in his life, and walks up to her. He leans on this juce bar she was at, and goes..."hey, hey you...*she turns and looks* he knods like an idiot, and goes...."Yeah, thats right, you baby, I want you." She says, "You have the wrong person" and he acts like stiffler off American Pie, so picture that cause his impression is perfect. He says..."no baby, I got the right girl...*Grins*...you want me, I want you..its cool, I know *Grins*....I've seen alot of girls in my life, I see alot of girls here right now, but your the ****in hottest baby....*Grins*..**Looooong, okward silence**..........wanna ****?"
The girl relized he was drunk and saw the way he was acting like a goofball and laughed, but not as hard as we all did....mabye you had to be there
lmao thats good i love it XD!!!!!
How bout "Hey~ how you doin?" ps. its joey from friends sitcom pick up which i have yet to see in real life. But i have a friend who goes around telling girls he's never met that their teeth looks ugly.
Hmm, how about things one of my friends actually *has* said (and seriously I might add).
1) told a girl that her roomate's breasts were developing quite nicely.
2) told a girl that he had a cool dream where he was using a sword to sexually stimulate her (this is a girl he doesnt really know by the way).
Hm, thats all of the things I can think of that he has said directly to girls ;)