The Ultimate Pick-up

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13-12-10, 01:50 PM
Gribble

The Ultimate Pick-up

I was at the bowling alley last night. Kind of a bar/night club/bowling alley. Neon lit lanes. Dance music. Tons of alcohol.

A group of hot chicks were playing in the lane adjacent to us. One in particular was absolutely breathtaking. My buds had been hitting on her all night but she was totally frigid. Her ass was to die for. Anyway, I'd just rolled my ball. I turned, saw the chick facing the opposite direction and one of my friends walking by her. So I reached out and grabbed a big handful of glorious buttcheek, then I turned real quick to watch my bowling ball hit the pins.

She spun on her heels, saw my friend passing her and went ballistic on his ass. He was too drunk to mount any kind of inteligible defense. I quickly jumped to her side and apologized for my friend's lewd behavior. I told her it's a shame a pretty girl can't go out on the town without sleazy men--scratch that, immature boys--prodding her like a choice cut of meat. I got her number. She got sloshed. We bumped and grinded to some music.

**** you all. I am the goddamn man.
14-12-10, 05:39 AM
MerryH

You're pathetic.
14-12-10, 06:30 AM
Regnent

Crap. I'm torn on this one.
While it makes me think you are a complete and utter arse, I still have to admit I laughed, well played.
25-12-10, 01:55 PM
Faylefox

Pathetic.

Bros before hoes, know the code.
25-12-10, 02:30 PM
Gratedwasabi

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Originally Posted by Faylefox [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

Pathetic.

Bros before hoes, know the code.

Yes, that's precisely what happened here. If you would please read rule 32b of the Man-Bible, it clearly states that "in no situation should a man put a hoe before a bro, UNLESS said man will be enjoying bootyliciousness later that evening and makes amends with bro by purchase of alcoholic beverage."
His bro was an unwitting wingman. He should be proud.

Gribble, I ****ing like your style, dude. If you ever end up in Seattle, we need to head out and unleash on some unsuspecting chickas.
06-01-11, 09:17 AM
BeneathTheSun

This was in How I Met Your Mother
03-02-11, 01:36 PM
ktm390

damn and i thought it was awesome, but its from a stupid tv show????
06-02-11, 04:02 AM
speakerspoke

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Originally Posted by Gribble [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

I was at the bowling alley last night. Kind of a bar/night club/bowling alley. Neon lit lanes. Dance music. Tons of alcohol.

A group of hot chicks were playing in the lane adjacent to us. One in particular was absolutely breathtaking. My buds had been hitting on her all night but she was totally frigid. Her ass was to die for. Anyway, I'd just rolled my ball. I turned, saw the chick facing the opposite direction and one of my friends walking by her. So I reached out and grabbed a big handful of glorious buttcheek, then I turned real quick to watch my bowling ball hit the pins.

She spun on her heels, saw my friend passing her and went ballistic on his ass. He was too drunk to mount any kind of inteligible defense. I quickly jumped to her side and apologized for my friend's lewd behavior. I told her it's a shame a pretty girl can't go out on the town without sleazy men--scratch that, immature boys--prodding her like a choice cut of meat. I got her number. She got sloshed. We bumped and grinded to some music.

**** you all. I am the goddamn man.

You're a total douche.

On top of that some one should ask him how old these "hot chicks" were at the neon lane bowling alley.

Why don't you have a seat over there..............
06-02-11, 04:04 AM
speakerspoke

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Originally Posted by Gratedwasabi [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

Gribble, I ****ing like your style, dude. If you ever end up in Seattle, we need to head out and unleash on some unsuspecting chickas.

Really, is that what you do....you "unleash" on "unsuspecting chickas"?

Have I seen you on that To Catch A Predator show yet?
06-02-11, 06:25 AM
xxazurexx

lol, I was watching that show the other night, my friend records it from Sky tv - well shocking stuff!
11-02-11, 11:03 AM
livingstan84

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Originally Posted by Gribble [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

I was at the bowling alley last night. Kind of a bar/night club/bowling alley. Neon lit lanes. Dance music. Tons of alcohol.

A group of hot chicks were playing in the lane adjacent to us. One in particular was absolutely breathtaking. My buds had been hitting on her all night but she was totally frigid. Her ass was to die for. Anyway, I'd just rolled my ball. I turned, saw the chick facing the opposite direction and one of my friends walking by her. So I reached out and grabbed a big handful of glorious buttcheek, then I turned real quick to watch my bowling ball hit the pins.

She spun on her heels, saw my friend passing her and went ballistic on his ass. He was too drunk to mount any kind of inteligible defense. I quickly jumped to her side and apologized for my friend's lewd behavior. I told her it's a shame a pretty girl can't go out on the town without sleazy men--scratch that, immature boys--prodding her like a choice cut of meat. I got her number. She got sloshed. We bumped and grinded to some music.

**** you all. I am the goddamn man.

I love How I Met Your Mother, but I don't remember this. Obviously it's Barney, but what episode was it in?
21-02-11, 03:51 PM
Liam_680

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Originally Posted by Regnent [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

Crap. I'm torn on this one.
While it makes me think you are a complete and utter arse, I still have to admit I laughed, well played.

:sinister:
04-03-11, 03:33 PM
lessthankeevin

LOL! I agree with the whole bro code this, but that's ****ing funny! have you tried contacting the chick? I wanna see how this plays out!