ok so i think im dating a wuss!?

So I been dating this guy for about a week now, everything goin good, big hunky man, hes popular, sporty, good cook, etc but today we were both watching a programme about vets and there was this little dog that had been run over, and they kept showing this lil dog lookin all sad an injured waitin to be put down, 1 of its eyes bulging out n that, next thing I look over to make a joke and hes sobbing like a frikkin baby I mean come on what is up with that!? Fully crying not even just he had something in his eye! I can't be dating a wuss! What should I do? Should I end it? Help!

You should end this relationship and seek out somebody just as heartless and cruel as yourself.

This post just screams troll to me, but I will throw an answer out here anyway. Dump this guy and let him go find someone who is not made of petrified waste. You, after dumping this guy, should build yourself a time machine and travel back to see if there are any openings to be in Attila the Hun's harem.