What are three words you dont want to hear after sex
Your moms better
Marry Me Please
wake up babe!
Wrong hole, idiot!
Is it in yet
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What are three words you dont want to hear after sex
Your moms better
Marry Me Please
wake up babe!
Wrong hole, idiot!
Is it in yet
Do it again!
You still awake?
The condom broke.
That's 4 words.Quote:
Originally Posted by gaddes [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
I'm a dude
I have syphillis
That was quick
Pass a tissue
Im gonna fart!Quote:
Originally Posted by gaddes [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
I s hit myself lol!
LOL... My wife says if a woman wants to talk when you're done, you didn't do it right. If she rolls over and goes to sleep, you did it right. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by pisces25 [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Where's my teeth?
This is SO true, although my ex used to go mad at me when i rolled over to sleep after sex, he thought it was because i used him for sex. lol (i swear he could have been a woman?)Quote:
Originally Posted by HeartIsAching [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Is that it?
That was hopeless
I hate you
Please leave now
What's that itching?
Quick, go hide!
"these things happen"