Dating problem colon

I don't have anyone to date.

BOOM BOOM.

Ok, thought that was funny.

Give me stories about all the stupid things that brought you and yours together, no matter how boring. All the details, about how you accidentally dropped your rubber duckie into her lap and you spat in her hair. Or his. Me equals sexist, yo. Give me tips on how to find the more geeky ones when I can't find them at the library.

Note; details about hos big his muscles were and how dark and sexy he looked = not interested.

(Oh, and also; why do girls think that guys being with their mum at the mall is lame?)

:detective

i don't think seing guys at the mall with their mum is lame... that's cute... but if mummy"s buying your underware for you that's really lame.

Aww, mums buying underwear.. ok, ew, that is kind of lame.

lol what an american word

wait, do you have a problem with dating, or with your colon?

LMAO I think i just pissed myself