asking a friend to have sex?

there is this girl im pretty good friends with, weve been friends for awhile, she moved away and i havent seen her in 2 years, but weve always kept in touch through msn, now she is back home where i live, and we are thinking about hangin out.

i personally dont really care if we have an akward relationship afterwards, i think she likes me alot more then i like her, and if we dont talk i wouldnt mind much, but what would be the best way for me to ask her about having sex without sounding like a creep?
although i do think she would be willing to have it cuz she seems really into me, and kinda sleezy

In my opinion there is no way to ask her to have sex without sounding like a creep. If you care about this girl at all then don't ask her. She would probably only say yes hoping you liked her back and then would be broken hearted when she found out all you wanted was sex.

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she seems really into me, and kinda sleezy

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well you'll be well matched then. :) You sound awfully sleezy yourself there, sport.

Its not how I would ever think to operate. Like if the girl gave me any kind of positive signal and I wanted to go for it then I would, and if she reciprocate then good if not no problem but I would not ASK, just do.

You don't sound so good. You said you want to sleep with her but don't care about the effects afterward. ICK. If you ask her for sex and she don't run, something wrong with her too.

OP, why don't you offer her a couple of bucks for her time. That way you won't have to worry about those pesky feelings. You will simply be hiring a prostitute. And maybe afterwards, since you care so little about her, you can become her pimp.

Seriously, what kind of responses did you think you were going to get? Stop being such a lecherous troll and discover the joys of maturity.

lol yeah i kinda expected ppl would be mad about it and stuff, but lik yeah we have no serious relationship, and i dont think shed wanna be in one either, i just kinda want one night of fun, im afraid if i dont ask her ahead of time, itll just end up being a boring hangout were we dont do anything at all

Hand her a note that reads:

Do you want to sex me? Check one (1) box:

[ ] Yes.
[ ] No.
[ ] Maybe.




Option 2:

Walk up to her while she has her back toward you. Tap her on the shoulder. When she turns around, say, "Yo, sleaze! You want somma this!?" And then using both hands (important) motion toward your genitals.



Option 3:

Take her out on a nice romantic date. Roses, expensive dinner, drinks, dancing, etc. Afterward, take her back to your place. Light a fire in the fireplace, whisper sweet nothings in her ear, feed her chocolate. As soon as she starts getting comfortable and into the mood, tell her you have a gift for her. Show her a small, velvet-covered box, like the kind you'd put jewelry in. What's inside is a surprise, though, so make her close her eyes. When she opens them, make sure you're standing in such a way that your exposed erection is right at her eye-level. It will be the best surprise she's ever gotten so she will surely have sex with you.

Let us know how it goes!

For once, I think you would be better off satisfying yourself in the company of a porn movie. Save what friends you have! If your fatal charm loses you this on, just think what an effort it is to look under rocks for another sleeze on your wavelength!

I got some chuckles from the replies you inspired tho. Yes, there's always an up side!

At least be honest and tell her you want FWB, and stop giving other nice guys a bad rep by association.

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Originally Posted by MerryH [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

Hand her a note that reads:

Do you want to sex me? Check one (1) box:

[ ] Yes.
[ ] No.
[ ] Maybe.

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I like that, funny.

If you are into FWB, then make sure she is too.
I never understood this idea.
When I was younger, a girl offered me FWB no strings attached.
I said okay at first, but decided not to the last minute. It's not for me.

No no no! Invite her out for drinks, have a laugh, get her drunk, suggest going back to yours for food/film, then just go for it! None of this 'please read the small print before signing your acceptence of a bit of fun without commitment' disclaimer nonsense!

Tl;dr - get her drunk, smash pasty.