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What's worse, a few minutes of acute embarrassment or a lifetime of being a target for jokes? Grow up, lad, your father is treating you like a boy because you behave like an adolescent around females. And the older you get the more ridiculous you will become. Its `YOUR problem (no matter how you care to blame others for causing it) you have to fix it. If you can't do it without help then get help. Just stop wanking and DO IT.
That's like asking: What's worse? A lifetime of living with 1 arm, or pissing on an electric wire?