The Women's Perfume Industry Has it all Wrong

For the most part, the purpose of women's perfume is to attract men. So why does most of it smell like flowers? Men don't generally go out of their way to smell flowers.

Why not make it smell like bacon? Or brewing coffee? Or fresh-cut grass? Or even even diesel fuel or WD-40?

Weird.

The only perfume I ever liked smelled like vanilla. It was awesome, like real vanilla, I haven't found a perfume as good since.

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Perfume makes me sneeze.

I think meat scented perfume would be as popular as meat-ripple ice cream. Blech!

I dont give a damn about what a man prefers. I want to smell like flowers.

It was a joke, folks. Relax.