LDR advice needed please

I heard about this girl who lives on one of the moons surrounding Mars. I've never met her. I've never spoken to her. But I just know that she's the perfect woman for me. I JUST KNOW. The voices in my head told me that she'd love me too and that she wasn't in reality a 24 stone truck driver from Wisconsin. But I can't meet her until I've saved the airfare and then I'll have to wait until they've built a rocketship capable of taking me there. But I JUST KNOW this will work. Or am I missing something?

I'm here to ask for your advice but don't forget that I'll ignore all advice that does not agree with what loopy scheme I'm already thinking about.

hahah..Yeah i'd totally wait for the rocketship. That'll be cool! :D

Thank goodness for skype! You can spare yourself the degrading task of washing away one another's post-coital body fluids, and practice the art of REALLY safe sex. It's so much more hygienic this way.

First learn the art of one handed typing, Bois. No need to do your kegals.

Since you "just know", then that means EVERYTHING!!!! Facts don't matter, because love conquers all. Go for it, bro! lol.

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You can spare yourself the degrading task of washing away one another's post-coital body fluids,

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You wash afterwards? I just peel it off when it dries.

I, Jason56, am a dumbass.