Another revision. I'm sorry; I just want to find my Mrs. EVERYTHING. But too much?

To start things off, I'm a 19 year old Cambodian(12.5% east Indian and 12.5% chinese) who's in his fourth semester (including summer) at a JC. I am also 5.75, 155, with a body fat % of 14%, love sea life and reptiles, and a mild mannered nice guy. I also will not take crap from anybody. Furthermore, I've yet to find a date, but have been considered good looking, including by women a year or so older.
Givens:
*Doesn’t dress like a guy (eg there are SOME females who dress like guys pretty much all the time. What guy would want their lady to buy shirts and shorts from the guy section anyways? Eg Collared south pole shirts)
*(This will be SO awkward to say) NO GUY BODY PARTS! (we’re talking about a woman here, not a hermaphrodite anyways)
*Attractive face without makeup, even slightly.
*For her natural attractiveness to withstand the test of time. (I’ve seen many women, celebrities included, in their late 30s-even late 40s who are attractive without makeup)
*Clean of diseases (I would NOT want to have sex with a woman with STDs or even more dreadful, HIV)
*NOT to have a guy name (names like Terry or Tracy are understandable, but of the thousands I've met, only two women I know have guy names like Johnathan or Grant)
If I had to pick 10 qualities in a woman:
*Caucasian blonde/brunette (Actually, I'm open to any race, but let's just say blonde or brunette)
*”5 4-5 7”
*Waist size five to eight (nowhere above size 14 though)
*Likes sea life or reptiles (both are nice though)
*NO cheating
*NO smoking
*No drinking (if she does, no more than three shots)
*Born 1991 (I’d love one born a year before me. I’m open to anywhere between 1991-1993, but I’m hoping for 1991)
*mild mannered, averagely intelligent sweetheart (Ok if not mild mannered, an averagely intelligent kind person)
*Doesn’t mind having a kid when I want (about six years from now)
*Would it be too much to add for her to be a vegetarian/pescetarian (eating only fish and animal products as protein. I saw ten, but this would be eleven. For the record, I’m pescetarian)
Those ten plus these:
*Open minded.
*Can eat A LOT (eg a whole box of Little Caesar’s pizza in a meal) and maintain her figure
*Won’t mind living where I want (Anywhere in South Oregon or CA within a half hour at the longest from the beach would be nice. However, I’d rate the city that I live in a 4.5/10, with 5 being average. Anywhere that I’d consider a five in South Oregon or CA with a low chance of crime or earthquakes, as well as other natural disasters, but the beach would be NICE, especially around Pismo)
*Is neutral (if doesn’t dislike) Twilight/movies or any artists (eg Drake, Lil Wayne) that I dislike.
*IF she does like something(s) that I dislike, she must have the courtesy to change the station to something we agree on while we drive or be ok with me not wanting to watch something I dislike with her. I could care less if she listens to them in her iPod or watches something I dislike, as long as I don't have to watch it too.
*Is willing to do domestic duties like cook or clean (I will help too)
*Has a job making at least 30G after five years.
*(If not, it's ok, but as long as the face is slightly attractive without makeup) Average-above average sized “assets.”
*Doesn’t mind getting married the Saturday before Valentine’s Day 2018 at the Monterey Bay Aquarium (between 2018-2020, but no later)
*Fun person to be around (eg sense of humor, interesting topics, etc)
*No dry sense of humor. (Of the few hundred women that I know, including one that I don’t get along with, only five have a dry sense of humor. However, if need be, this is something I will accommodate to)
*Never have been/is not a whore
*Never had sex with anymore than two other guys
*I would like if she likes the sports teams/fighters I like. If not, we CAN look past that. (In teams, I LOVE the Raiders and Warriors, and also like the Niners, A's, Giants, and Sharks. My favorite fighters that I like fighting right now are Aakiyama, GSP, Wanderlei, Shogun, Cain, and Kongo)
*must not be muscular. (tone is ok, but muscular in a woman is ugly)