All i want is a blowjob then i'll be happy.

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30-10-12, 08:07 PM
BoredGeorge

All i want is a blowjob then i'll be happy.

Is it really that hard ?

Think about it. I dinner = $40.

1/2 hour with a hooker = $160.

For dating to be worth it, you must get the equivelant of one blowjob per 4 $40 dinners.

So if you give me a blowjob I WIKLL TAKE YOU OUT TO DINNER 4 TIMES !!!

How is that not, an awesome, deal !!!!!!
30-10-12, 08:22 PM
MaidenMinx

Does the blowjob have to go for the full 1/2 hour you'd expect from the hooker?
30-10-12, 08:33 PM
vashti

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Originally Posted by MaidenMinx [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

Does the blowjob have to go for the full 1/2 hour you'd expect from the hooker?

I doubt he'd last 1/2 an hour.
30-10-12, 09:03 PM
dem862

$160 for a half hour. That's crazy. Just find a woman who works two jobs and offer her $50 for 3 hours. You'll probably have to pay for a room and get her drunk, but it's still cheaper than your idea.
30-10-12, 10:55 PM
asdfg789

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Originally Posted by BoredGeorge [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

... 1/2 hour with a hooker = $160 ...

maybe you should try asking for 1/2 price since you have a small penis ?
31-10-12, 12:15 AM
smackie9

Well if you lived in Surrey you could go to 105A ave and King George Blvd, find a hooker behind the KFC, and only pay 10 bucks for one, then go pick up a bucket of chicken and happily go home. You would save yourself say $140. It's a win win.
31-10-12, 01:27 AM
iamaninnocentma

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Originally Posted by smackie9 [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

Well if you lived in Surrey you could go to 105A ave and King George Blvd, find a hooker behind the KFC, and only pay 10 bucks for one, then go pick up a bucket of chicken and happily go home. You would save yourself say $140. It's a win win.

You should really charge more than 10 bucks smackie.
31-10-12, 02:14 AM
smackie9

only husband gets them from me and they cost him nothing.
01-11-12, 11:44 PM
marv1001

get a girlfriend and you can get constant blowjobs plus you get to go down on her :)
02-11-12, 03:30 AM
ttylox

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Originally Posted by marv1001 [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

get a girlfriend and you can get constant blowjobs plus you get to go down on her :)

You must have an awesome girlfriend. Or one made of rubber. "Constant blowjobs" lol. Just thinking about that makes my lips feel chapped.

Also - if you really just want a BJ - start going to the gay clubs... they're probably much better at it and would enjoy the humor in your little math equation.