What in the blazes is a relationship?
Have you ever had a love relationship? I never have. Seriously. I can't even think of one time in my life, through grammar school, high school, university or now that I have ever been in love with a woman. I've heard about it. I've seen what it's supposed to look like on TV, but I've never felt it.
I've been wandering around this world for decades looking at these moronic people called women. I've been saying to myself, Self, surely one day you'll find one who is your counterpart and is unretarded. But it just never has happened. Now some of you cats are young and you're still in that stage that I call the 'idiot' stage. That's where you're all mushy gushy and that sort of time. Just wait till you're 37 and you've never felt LOVE for any woman in your entire life, but on the contrary pure CONTEMPT and LOATHING. You know how depressing that is? Seriously, I never thought it was going to be this way. Never could have imagined that society could get so completely Effed up.
At 37 something begins to happen to you. You really do begin to lose hope. Now all the delusional 30 somethings who are seeking 'relationships' are the same delusional sorts who were already delusional in their 20s and remain delusional to this day. The only thing different about them is about a decade. But they're still as retarded as they were then.
And all these people are talking about 'love relationships' after going through 2 divorces and who knows what kinds of one night stands. What in the HEll do THEY know about love relationships? They have proven that they only things they are qualified to maintain are disfunctional associations and flaky lego-technical contracts.
Think people who are married know anything about relationships? If they've been married for 30 or 40 years, maybe. But these little jokers who have been in something for 5 years and are having serious 'issues' don't know jack.
Does anybody even know what they are doing anymore?
I don't know what a love relationship is with a woman, because I've never found one worth my time or love. I don't claim to know. What bothers me is that so many others do claim to know when it is so readily apparent that they actually know less than I do about it.
