My internet relationship.

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17-01-14, 12:31 PM
AnErin

My internet relationship.

There is a guy who acts like he is in love with me but we have never met. There is a slight age gap, maybe 20 years. Seeing how I am the younger and have some gray hairs poking out....
He has my cell phone number and often sends these emails with a "wink".
But here is the problem - for our first meeting, he agreed to meet at this Chinese buffet.
Does that really mean there is a Chinese lady there he wants to date and is wanting to make her jealous by being seen with a beautiful lady like me?
What if he orders sesame chicken? Does that mean he just wants sex?
What if he orders ahead on facebook? Does that mean he is dating someone else on FB? You know that one lady in that one town?
What if he is older in real life than on the web (which is preeeety old...)
Also, should I be concerned about the fact that he is married? I do not know how I would feel if his wife got in the way of our casual dating.
Should I invite him to my house and let him know when I am not home?
17-01-14, 03:45 PM
basilandthyme

Troll. There is simply no other rational explanation for this series of insane questions.
17-01-14, 04:08 PM
Rowen

Who cares? Just go with it... What will be, will be.
17-01-14, 04:43 PM
Starnique

Weird as ****.
17-01-14, 05:10 PM
basilandthyme

Though I do have to admit that the sesame chicken question caused me to snort. And the concerns about his wife getting in the way just gave a whole new level to the idea of a poster thinking the world revolves around them.

My hubby is taking me out to an Indian restaurant tonight. I wonder if he's trying to catch the eye of an Indian lady.....
17-01-14, 08:07 PM
AnErin

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Originally Posted by basilandthyme [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

My hubby is taking me out to an Indian restaurant tonight. I wonder if he's trying to catch the eye of an Indian lady.....

Not likely, she is already married into a tribe that treats it's women badly - the Slapahoe tribe
17-01-14, 10:03 PM
4 ratties

I'm craving Chinese food now
17-01-14, 11:09 PM
Rowen

Me too, ratties, but I also want to slap a hoe... *slaps garden hoe*
18-01-14, 06:46 AM
AnErin

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Originally Posted by Rowen [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

Me too, ratties, but I also want to slap a hoe... *slaps garden hoe*

Alright, that is going TOO FAR!
18-01-14, 06:58 AM
TheEvilJester

These all seem like very valid concerns. My advice to you would be to pray to Crotchnu, the Martian God of tap dancing and cream cheese (but not together, please). He will give you a good recipe for goulash that you will NOT believe. It won't help you with any of your questions, but... come on.... goulash!