The Ultimate Loveforum Poem - Something for everyone.
I found this forum on accident,
With drudgery and dismay.
I have seen thousands come and go
And they all have the same thing to say:
"My problem is different! My situation is new!"
But alas they all fail to see -
Everything you post has been done before
And likely answered by me.
I grow weak and tired of the same old filth
That clutter these boards each night
But when I think of Misombra's sweet little ass,
It's a feeling I cannot fight!
I log back in to see the new threads
That are posted neat and fine.
I wonder if RSK decided
To finally leave this time.
If Frasbee has pwned some noobs today
Or let out a screeching howl.
If Keichi has done an admins job
Of cleaning this crap with a towel.
I sit and gaze at Innova's threads
And wonder if he is a kid.
Then I realize he spams me with Myspace posts
And it feels like my knees have been skid.
O-V talks some trash, and Jane comes and goes,
Illusional is most likely drunk.
Kids like Laguna and LtSk8er
Remind me of life as a punk.
shh! and lilwing are fairly new
to this Loveforum scene
But each and everyday they log in
and another 50 posts they bring.
Tone disagrees with all that is said
And whaywardj is a fine prodigy
Steve2004 is a boy or a girl
It remains a mystery to me.
Fawn and xtooshortx and anyone else
That maybe perhaps I have missed:
Do not think I did this on purpose
Or in an attempt to "diss"!
Maybe someday, the Skye's of the world
Will rejoin us for the fun!
That people like ALovelyLady have brought
Even though they are mostly just dumb.
:goofy:
