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Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing.
He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."
"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.
Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
:D
I LOVE it!
Haha! Good one... Nothing is more fun than Bush-bashing!
I've heard that joke 3 times this week but the first time someone put Bush into it.
LoL nice one.
silly silly silly.. but funny.
raverboy
hahahahahahahaha... very funny joke
uhhhh....ok....
> One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly in his White House bed. He
> awakens to see George Washington standing by him Bush asks him, "George,
> what's the best thing I can do to help the country?"
>
> "Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," Washington advises,
> and then fades away.
>
> The next night, Bush is astir again, and sees the ghost of Thomas
> Jefferson moving through the darkened bedroom. Bush calls out, "Tom,
> please! What is the best thing I can do to help the country?"
>
> "Respect the Constitution, as I did," Jefferson advises, and dims from
> sight.
>
> The third night sleep still does not come for Bush. He awakens to see the
> ghost of FDR hovering over his bed. Bush whispers, "Franklin, What is the
> best thing I can do to help the country?"
>
> "Help the less fortunate, just as I did," FDR replies and fades into the
> mist.
>
> Bush isn't sleeping well the fourth night when he sees another figure
> moving in the shadows. It is the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. Bush pleads,
> "Abe, what is the best thing I can do right now to help the country?"
>
> Lincoln replies, "Go see a play."
Stomp is going to be here this weekend. I remember seeing that when I was like 12.
I LOVE your joke, Tone, and I haven't heard it before. Thanks for the giggle!
I have seen Stomp several times; my kids love it so we try to take them every year the show comes to town. It is a wonderful show!
too funny!! hahahaha.
I like when pretty girls smile ^_^
I like when guys make me smile!!!!!!! :) :)