those are some pretty deep pockets, dearQuote:
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those are some pretty deep pockets, dearQuote:
Originally Posted by qwerty123 [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
well its not actually a teddy its a floppy giraffe with long dangly legs- they were stuffed into my back jean pocket and it was hanging out...to be precise :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Sonrisa [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
People posting in this forum telling 18 year old's not to use a condom just because he has never gotten anyone pregnant not using one ! :mad:
^^^ Damn, that is horrible advice! The world would be a better place if people like that didn't spread arond their ignorant, selfish opinions.
I have a black eye in time for the weekend...great.
I am extremely annoyed that I thought I was going to have sex this morning after four f*cking months. I stayed in the bed while she laid up against me with her ass hanging out of her night gown. Then she started putting her legs on me. I stayed in the bed until I was over an hour late for work and got up because she said "ohhhh, I guess I'm going to get up and get ready now". Yeah, after I'm over a f*cking hour late and after not getting any ass.
How in the hell did you do that? Was this the result of some wacky sexual escapade with your new man-friend-person?Quote:
Originally Posted by qwerty123 [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
I didn't know you were in a fight club...oh I forgot...the first rule of fight club, don't talk about fight club.Quote:
Originally Posted by qwerty123 [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Hahaha not quite..my son had a tantrum this morning and i got kicked trying to change his nappy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Incognito [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
I figured that would make you laugh. I think I'll give myself a quick pat on the back. I don't know what it is this month, but a BUNCH of people I know are having kids within the next few weeks and they're all boys. Weird.
Why didn't you just slip it in?Quote:
Originally Posted by Incognito [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Yeah, Incognito, for your wife, that's an invitation.
sometimes women want you to molest them.
what were you waiting for?
Wow, 'Cog, I would've slipped mine in, for you.
you could've slipped into the other hole.Quote:
Originally Posted by Frasbee [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]